If you have more money then you know what to do with you‘re an anomaly. Luckily, companies like Toto bath fixtures exists to help lighten your wallet. Let’s say you have an extra $5,000 laying around and feel like flushing it, you can pick up the Toto Neorest 600. The Neorest is a throne truly built for a king, it features;
- A automatica lid that rises when it senses someone approaching
- When the lid rises, the seat warmer turns on
- User controlled, bidet-like, Washlet features an oscillating spray massage
- Automatic air purifier turns on when user stands up
- Flushes itself when user walks away from the fixture, using a multi-sequential flush
- If the seat was in the up position through out the use, a lower-volume flush is used to conserve water
- And if your toilet goes Hal from “2001: A Space Odyssey”, there is a manual override feature. Hopefully you can get to it before the robot rebellion
If this doesn’t seem like a good way to spend your $5,000, I know of a “high yield” investment opportunity, you just have to find nine more people with $5,000. Just don't mention it to your financial consultant or the SEC.
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